Get through Tuesday, share one of these…
20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses:
- Next time you’re feeling down about something, just think about the kid who got benched so Air Bud could play.
- I’m terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.
- Know why girls cross their arms when they’re angry? Boobs. Just a little reminder of who’s in charge around here.
- Face: “You’re ugly”
Body: “You’re fat”
Brain: “You’re stupid”
Life: “You suck”
Food: “Come here babe, you’ll be happy with me”
- I got a blank space baby and I’ll write your name (even though I did the whole group project).
- Horoscopes: When you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
- My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then you don’t..
- I’m single but it’s serious.
- Every pizza has the potential to be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.
- Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Tuesday.
- I didn’t say “what?” because I can’t hear you. I was giving you a chance to change what you said.
- I’m not the friend you put on speaker phone.
- It’s funny how “You’re so funny” turns into “You think everything’s a f*cking joke” in just 3 months…
- My high school girlfriend got “uses her kids as her facebook profile picture” fat.
- Don’t half ass anything. F*ck it up all the way.
- There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
- Every day is a constant battle of trying to convince myself I don’t like cupcakes.
- Can I take a sick day if I’m just sick of work?
- I haven’t had coffee yet, so you don’t exist.
- I hate when I get to the office and there isn’t a smoking crater where the building is.
This happens whenever I search for any minor illness.
Cat Meets Tigers..
Bub the little cat was able startle the tiger. How funny is that?!? So cute, pls feel free to like/share if you enjoyed.