Make your weekend last longer, share one of these..
Top 20 Weekend Status Updates:
- I’m slowly becoming more unable to fit my hand into a pringles can…is this what growing up feels like?
- Sorry for triple texts I can’t gather thoughts into 1 message.
- Have you ever lost any respect you once held for a person in a matter of minutes.
- I run marathons. Just kidding, I drink beer.
- I’m not a morning person.
I’m not even an afternoon person.
I pretty much start functioning at 6pm.
- I speak four languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm and Real Talk.
- Being an adult is basically a “choose your own adventure” book, but every choice sounds terrible.
- I hate watching an episode a week. I more a “season per day” kind of person.
- My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful…it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want.
- The Friend Zone: It’s like an employer turning you down for the job, then calling you weekly to complain about the guy they hired.
- My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.
- Sometimes I forget how I did things without a smart phone like get directions, find recipes or have insomnia.
- Nothing like trying to study to make you realize how cool the ceiling looks.
- I don’t sugar coat things. I’m not Willy Wonka.
- I’m gonna regret this next episode in the morning…. *presses play*
- I don’t know what’s worse – getting in the shower or getting out?
- My favorite part of Cinderella isn’t the prince. It’s the idea of a night off and a free ball gown.
- Eat anything you want. And if people make fun of your weight, eat them, too.
- That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don’t want to get involved.
- My maturity level is entirely dependent on who I’m around.
Cat Screams No When Getting in Bath..
How is that possible? So weird and so funny!